If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Oh my god
(via post-psychotic-wasteland)
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
(Source: ameliaxpond, via post-psychotic-wasteland)
if you think you’re funny by telling me to go “back to the kitchen” and “make you a sandwich” i’m going straight to the kitchen, grabbing two slices of bread, and shitting in between them and then shoving it down your fucking throat
u feel me
(via gennaem)
(Source: weedhazekush, via stayhighman)
- 50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
(Source: internetcoven, via thelipson)
CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY
I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.
HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG
omgwat
Owncosksidks!
(via post-psychotic-wasteland)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(via saturday-nite-riot)
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
—A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via 0gre)
(Source: notclarissa, via thelipson)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU.
I literally cannot with anything right now. I just can’t.
OMG ITS LITTLE FEETIES AWWWWH GDSLJKFHDK
(via madassh0le)
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
(Source: xionsexual, via saturday-nite-riot)